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The Buzzard, The Bat ,The Bumblbee

Friday, March 7th, 2008, 7:16 pm [General]

The Buzzard, The Bat, and the Bumblebee

The Buzzard, The Bat and the Bumblebee

THE BUZZARD:

If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet
and is entirely
open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to
fly, will be an
absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always
begins a flight
from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without
space to run, as
is
its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will
remain a prisoner
for life in a small jail with no top.

THE BAT:
The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a
remarkable nimble
creature in the air, cannot take off from a level
place. If it is
placed
on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle
about helplessly
and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight
elevation from
which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once,
it takes off
like
a flash.

THE BUMBLEBEE:

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be
there until it
dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means
of escape at the
top, but persists in trying to find some way out
through the sides near
the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists,
until it completely
destroys itself.

PEOPLE: In many ways, we are like the buzzard, the
bat, and the
bumblebee.
We struggle about with all our problems and
frustrations, never
realizing that all we have to do is look up!

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, But faith looks
up!




You Took My Parking Place At Church

Sunday, January 6th, 2008, 5:40 am [General]

  One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there

early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near,
the

driver got out and said, ' I always park there! You took my
place!'

The  visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat
and sat

down.

A young lady from the church approached him and stated, 'That's
my

seat!

You took my place!'  The visitor was somewhat distressed by this
rude

welcome, but said nothing.

 

  After Sunday School, the visitor went into the sanctuary

and sat down.  Another member walked up to him and said, '
That's

where  I always sit! You took my place!' The visitor was even
more troubled

by  this treatment, but still He said nothing. Later as the
congregation

was  praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor

stood up, and his appearance began to change. Horrible scars
became

visible on his hands and on his sandaled feet. Someone from the

congregation noticed him and called out, 'What happened to you?'
The

visitor replied, as his hat became a crown of thorns, and a tear
fell

from his eye, 'I took your place.'

  


  

  Author Unknown

Directions Home

Sunday, December 16th, 2007, 2:01 pm [General]

DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.
Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith , which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive and Hate Avenue
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
AMEN!!!!!
SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.
Life is God's gift to you.
The way you live it............is your gift to God

The Price of a Miracle

Sunday, October 21st, 2007, 7:21 am [General]

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.

She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick..and I want to buy a miracle."

"I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

"His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?"

"I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. "I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."

"How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly.

"And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to."

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents--the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. "

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."

That well dressed man was Dr. -------- Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

"That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.



Five Finger Prayer

Sunday, October 7th, 2007, 9:01 pm [General]

This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful - and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives.


1.
Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweet duty."

2. The
next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers.

3. The
next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God's guidance.

4. The
fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too much for them.

5. And lastly comes our
little finger - the smallest finger of all which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God and others. As the Bible says, "The least shall be the greatest among you." Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray for yourself more effectively.

 Pass this on to someone special... I did... {hugs}



The Little Things

Monday, June 18th, 2007, 8:28 pm [General]

The L I T T L E Things

Submitted by K long

 

 

         As you might know, the head of a company survived

         9/11 because his son started kindergarten.

 

         Another fellow was alive because it was

         His turn to bring donuts.

 

         One woman was late because her

         Alarm clock didn't go off in time.

 

         One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike

         Because of an auto accident.

 

         One of them

         Missed his bus.

 

         One spilled food on her clothes and had to take

         Time to change.

 

           One's

         Car wouldn't start.

 

         One went back to

         Answer the telephone .

 

           One had a

         Child that dawdled

         And didn't get ready as soon as he should have.

 

         One couldn't

         Get a taxi.

 

         The one that struck me was the man

         Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,

         Took the various means to get to work

         But before he got there, he developed

          a blister on his foot.

 

         He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.

          That is why he is alive today.

 

 

           Now when I am

          Stuck in traffic,

             Miss an elevator,

          Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ...

          All the little things that annoy me.

           I think to myself,

          This is exactly where God wants me to be

          At this very moment..

 

          Next time your morning seems to be

          Going wrong ,

 

          The children are slow getting dressed,

          You can't seem to find the car keys,

             You hit every traffic light,

          Don't get mad or frustrated;

         It may be just that

          God is at work watching over you.

 

          May God continue to bless you

          With all those annoying little things

          And may you remember their possible purpose.

 

          Pass this on to someone else, if you'd like.

          There is NO LUCK attached.

          If you delete this, it's okay:

          God's Love Is Not Dependent On E-Mail !!

            (that's the cool part)

 

          AMEN


Friday, June 8th, 2007, 6:26 am [General]

Psalm 23 (For the Work Place)

Psalm 23 (For the Work Place)

The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want.
He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without
murmuring and complaining.

He reminds me that He is my source and not my job.
He restores my sanity everyday and guides my decisions
that I might honor Him in all that I do.

Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system
crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping
co-workers, discriminating supervisors and an aging body
that doesn't cooperate every morning, I still will not stop---
for He is with me! His presence, His peace, and His power
will see me through.

He raises me up, even when they fail to promote me.
He claims me as His own, even when the company threatens
to let me go. His Faithfulness and love is better than any bonus check.

His retirement plan beats any 401k there is!
When it's all said and done, I'll be working for Him a whole lot longer
and for that, I BLESS HIS NAME!!!!!!


Miracle Pup

Saturday, May 26th, 2007, 4:45 pm [General]

Miracle Pup

By River Hawthorne

 

I have a wonderful relationship with my neighbor’s dogs. I installed a doggie door so her dogs could come visit me at whim. She installed a gate in our chain link fence that divides our property so they would have easy access without leaving the gated yard between our places. After a while, I realized I had the benefit of pets without the feeding, maintenance, or vet bills.

I often watch them for her when she has to travel. One is a tiny black, but feisty, little Chihuahua mix and the other is a Pekinese mix without the pug nose. We call her Pebbles because her fur resembles multi-colored pebbles from a riverbed.

These dogs worked their way into my heart, until you would think I am their rightful owner. The last time I watched them for my friend and neighbor, I noticed Pebbles looked a little heavier and lower to the ground. I became very concerned for her. She was lethargic and slept more than usual. I also worried she might be ill and would require a visit to the vet in my neighbor’s absence. As a result, I kept a closer eye on her than usual until my friend’s return.

Pebbles is not a young dog. She is ten plus years old and ceased to go into heat a number of years ago. One time, my neighbor brought them with her on a visit to a family member’s place. This family member had a young male dog of indeterminate breed. He is considerably larger than Pebbles, but still only a medium sized dog at best. It is the only time Pebbles had occasioned to be around a male dog.

We became increasingly concerned as Pebbles would do a periodic yelp and then urinate all over herself. My neighbor consequently brought her to the vet for a check-up. They confessed they had no idea what was wrong with her and sent my friend home with a bottle of antibiotics. They told her to bring Pebbles back if the pain and behavior persisted.

One week later, I received a rather excited and agitated call in the middle of the night from my friend telling me Pebbles is having puppies! I didn’t believe her. I thought she might be playing a prank on me for April Fool’s Day. I laughed and said, "Yeah, yeah…and the next thing you are going to tell me is you are pregnant. Good one!" I exclaimed, hanging up the phone as I crawled back into bed. A minute later she was back on the line telling me I had to come over to see for myself.

Well, I love a good prank as well as the next person…just not in the middle of the night, if you please…so I sighed, quickly threw on a robe and slippers and shuffled through my somewhat eclectic landscaping to her back door and went in. What greeted my eyes was beyond my comprehension…there was the cutest little black and white puppy all curled up in a blanket hastily thrown on the floor. "Oh how cute! When did you get a new puppy? It looks so tiny. Is it a boy or a girl?"

"Pebbles is having puppies!" she gushed.

"What? No way! When did you get the little pup? This would be like telling me you just had a baby, for crying out loud." You must understand my neighbor is also past menopause, so it was an apt comparison. "My goodness, Pebbles is way too old for this! Okay…you are carrying this too far. You got me…wonderful, touché, good for you…and now if you don’t mind, I am going back to bed," I chastised her while preparing a hasty exit out her backdoor.

"No, really…Pebbles is having puppies!"

"Well then, where is she?"

"Under the bed."

"What is she doing under the bed?"

"She is having puppies! She cleaned this one up and then went under the bed to have more."

"Impossible!" I exhaled, fully alert now.

About this time, Pebbles entered the kitchen, took a casual drink of water, and then looked at us like we were stupid, while plopping herself down in front of my feet.

"Uh, Betty? I hate to tell you this, but she doesn’t look like she is birthing at the moment," now thinking she has lost her marbles. We rushed into her bedroom, plopped down on our bellies, and began to examine the underside of her modest double bed. Nothing. Not even a dust bunny.

As it turns out, Pebbles did indeed have a single pup. To the best of my knowledge, this is highly unusual beside the fact she is an old lady…I mean, "R-e-eally, Betty!" as I stared at the little pup suspiciously.

"What am I going to do, River? I am too old for this. I can’t handle the feeding and care of it and keep my sanity. Pebbles doesn’t want anything to do with it."

I sat down while she put on a pot of coffee; and we spent the remainder of the night debating the pros and cons of me caring for the pup. We both decided it wasn’t a very practical consideration. By this time, I had the pup and blanket all curled up in a ball in my lap. I had already fallen in love with it, but knew it was very impractical for me to care for it.

"Well, how did this happen anyway?" I asked her, ignoring the more obvious explanation. She then proceeded to tell me about her visit to her daughter’s place and all about their dog.

"Well, they can’t deny paternity! She finally laughed. "The pup doesn’t look a thing like Pebbles. He looks just like his father!"

I experienced a momentary discomfort. The more we thought about it, the more we became incensed at the image it conjured up in both our minds. By the time we reconciled our indignation it was daylight.

"This settles it! He can go home to his father, let him take care of it," she yelled over her shoulder as she made a beeline for the telephone. "Richard? Your dog attacked poor Pebbles, she just had his child, and you’d better get here quick, or I will sue for child support!"

The next thing I knew, Richard came rushing in with a cardboard box, a fresh supply of eyedroppers, bottles, and a brand new blanket. He stared at Betty, looked at me, picked up the pup and examined it carefully before gingerly placing it into the box. "Yep, it’s mine!"

Richard is her daughter’s husband. He recently had a heart attack, and had to have a pacemaker installed to keep his heart pumping. Richard was growing more and more despondent with his plight. He was having difficulty with the new device and had to return for additional surgery twice. He was still on the mend with little to occupy his days at home while recuperating.

I now realize the Lord really does work in mysterious ways. Richard had to feed the pup every two hours to keep it alive. It is now thriving and has doubled in size. He is just the cutest little thing you have ever seen. They are now inseparable and Richard has improved dramatically. I came to the conclusion; Pebbles had the pup just for him. I believe this constitutes a miracle.

Health care professionals have noticed the therapeutic effect of animal companionship, such as relieving stress, lowering blood pressure, and raising spirits.

Animals are fun to be with and comforting to hold. People who have pets benefit in various ways. For example, comfort of physical contact with animals, reducing their loneliness, and increased opportunities for meeting others, via their pets. In addition, caring for pets encourages nurturance, responsibility, and adherence to a daily schedule.

Animals have a way of accepting without qualification. They don't care how a person looks or what they say. An animal's acceptance is nonjudgmental, forgiving, and uncomplicated by the psychological games people often play. They accept you the way you are.

Many people are able to relax when animals are present. Tests have shown that the decrease in heart rate and blood pressure can be dramatic. Even watching fish swim in an aquarium can be very calming.

Some people feel spiritual fulfillment or a sense of oneness with life and nature when they are with their pets. This is hard to define or explain. Some well-known authors have described their relationships with animals and nature as part of their sustaining life energy and/or part of their communion and relationship with God.

Our miracle puppy is now thriving under Richard’s care. Yes, I believe in miracles.

Peace and Love, River

 

 

Data Source: Wikipedia

© 2007 River Enterprises All Rights reserved


Gods E-mail

Sunday, May 20th, 2007, 6:34 am [General]

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the
rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are MISBEHAVING and only 5% are NOT. God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are MISBEHAVING, but 5% are BEING GOOD."

God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?



No?



Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.


Wake up call

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007, 6:20 pm [General]

Subject: "Wake-up call"



  Dear God:
>> >>>
>> >>>     Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..
>> >>>
>> >>>     Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
>> >>>     Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
>> >>>     Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
>> >>>     West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
>> >>>     Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
>> >>>     Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
>> >>>     Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
>> >>>     Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
>> >>>     Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
>> >>>     Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
>> >>>
>> >>>     Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
>> >>>     Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
>> >>>     Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
>> >>>     Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
>> >>>     Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
>> >>>     Santee, California 3/ 5/01 and
>> >>>     El Cajon, California 3/22/01?
>>           Blacksburg, VA 04/16/07
>> >>>
>> >>>     Sincerely,
>> >>>
>> >>>     Concerned Student
>> >>>
>> >>>     -----------------------------------------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Reply:
>> >>>
>> >>>     Dear Concerned Student:
>> >>>
>> >>>     Sorry,
>> >>>
>> >>>     I am not allowed in schools!
>> >>>
>> >>>     Sincerely,
>> >>>
>> >>>     God
>> >>>
>> >>>     ----------------------------------------------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     How did this get started?...
>> >>>
>> >>>     -----------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Let's see,
>> >>>     I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained
>> >>>     She didn't want any prayer in our schools.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said, OK.
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Then,  someone said you better not
>> >>>
>> >>>     Read the Bible in school,
>> >>>     The Bible that says
>> >>>     "thou shalt not kill,
>> >>>     Thou shalt not steal,
>> >>>     And love your neighbors as yourself,"
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said, OK...
>> >>>
>> >>>     -----------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Dr. Benjamin Spock said
>> >>>     We shouldn't spank our children
>> >>>     When they misbehaved
>> >>>     Because their little personalities
>> >>>     Would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said,
>> >>>     An expert should know what he's talking about
>> >>>     So we won't spank them anymore..
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Then someone said
>> >>>     Teachers and principals better not
>> >>>     Discipline our children when they misbehave.
>> >>>     And the school administrators said
>> >>>     No faculty member in this school
>> >>>     Better touch a student when they misbehave
>> >>>     Because we don't want any bad publicity,
>> >>>     And we surely don't want to be sued.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we accepted their reasoning...
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Then someone said,
>> >>>     let's let our daughters have abortions if they want,
>> >>>     And they won't even have to tell their parents.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said, that's a grand idea.
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Then some wise school board member said,
>> >>>     Since boys will be boys
>> >>>     And they're going to do it anyway,
>> >>>     let's give our sons all the condoms they want,
>> >>>     So they can have all the fun they desire,
>> >>>     And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said, that's another great idea...
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Then some of our top elected officials said
>> >>>     It doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our
>>         jobs.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said,
>> >>>     It doesn't matter what anybody,  including the President,
>> >>>     Does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is
>>         good....
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     And someone else took that appreciation a step further
>> >>>     And published pictures of nude children
>> >>>     And then stepped further still by
>> >>>     Making them available on the Internet.
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     And the entertainment industry said,
>> >>>     let's make TV shows and movies that promote
>> >>>     Profanity, violence and illicit sex...
>> >>>     And let's record music that encourages
>> >>>     Rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...
>> >>>
>> >>>     And we said,
>> >>>     it's just entertainment
>> >>>     And it has no adverse effect
>> >>>     And nobody takes it seriously anyway,
>> >>>     So go right ahead.
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Now we're asking ourselves
>> >>>     Why our children have no conscience,
>> >>>     Why they don't know right from wrong,
>> >>>     And why it doesn't bother them to
>> >>>     Kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.
>> >>>
>> >>>     ------------------
>> >>>
>> >>>     Undoubtedly,
>> >>>     If we thought about it long and hard enough,
>> >>>     We could figure it out.
>> >>>     I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
>> >>>
>> >>>     "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW"
>> >>>     ====================================
>> >>>     Pass it on
>> >>>     If you think it has merit!
>> >>>     If not then just discard it...
>> >>>     But if you discard this thought process,
>> >>>     Remember that you shouldn't  sit back and complain about
>> >>>     What bad shape this country is in!!
>> >>





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